The Battle Begins/Transcript

The Battle Begins
Robber Penguin Agency HQ, Interior.
Agent Unknown:	(sitting at the meeting table) Now, agents. What are we going to plan to rob this week?
Agent Nintendo:	How about a Nintendo Wii U! We can play our video game on it!
Agent Unknown:	We already have a Wii U. So that would be pointless.
Agent Titanium:	How about a football?
Agent Unknown:	We're looking for something valuable!
Agent Brohoof:	How about an Omega X pinata? We can whack it until it explodes with sweets.
Agent Unknown:	(facepalms) What part of "we're looking for something valuable!" do you not understand?
Agent R:	How about a rare vase?
Agent Unknown:	That's useful, it'd earn us more money. We'll steal it tomorrow.
Agent Titanium's Robber Phone starts beeping.